Jamey! || AU

my12percentofamoment:

theangelshavetheblue-box:

my12percentofamoment:

theangelshavetheblue-box:

“Nope,” he grinned wickedly. 

“Seriously? How fast were you going?” He starts to open his mouth and Pepper changes her mind. “Wait! I don’t want to know. We made it here and that’s all that matters.”

He shut his mouth, not saying anything else. He knew when Peps got like this it was best not to say anything that could set her off. “Yup, we’re ‘ere ‘lright.”

“You’re insane.” Pepper unlocks the doors and moves to get out.

"Haha, ain’t that tha truth," he laughed, getting out and rushing over to open her door.

The real reason why Tony was poking Bruce.

insanityprone:

my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works


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insanityprone:

my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

[[ what. ]]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS WOULD DO IF THEY OWNED YOU FOR 24 HOURS

theirportraitsinblack:

thelifeyouleadisafuckinglie:

wecameasaffliction:

DO IT I DARE YOU BE SCARY

TELL ME CREEPY THINGS

omg do it haha

yes now please it’ll be funny

Jamey! || AU

my12percentofamoment:

theangelshavetheblue-box:

“Nope,” he grinned wickedly. 

“Seriously? How fast were you going?” He starts to open his mouth and Pepper changes her mind. “Wait! I don’t want to know. We made it here and that’s all that matters.”

He shut his mouth, not saying anything else. He knew when Peps got like this it was best not to say anything that could set her off. “Yup, we’re ‘ere ‘lright.”

therunawaystark:

 bestshagyoulleverhave said: Course, love. -sucks neck- I’m account hopping right now

ahhhhhhh..that makes cool, so am i -groans- why?

-licks then kisses- Why what, love?’

//YOU GUYS

my12percentofamoment:

theangelshavetheblue-box:

my12percentofamoment:

bestshagyoulleverhave:

GUESS WHICH ACCOUNT I’M GONNA LOG ONTO

JAMES

SO TIMMEH YOU NEED TO GET YER ASS TO COTY AND MAKE HIM TALK CAUSE WE NEED TO STOP THA FREAKING PAIN OKAY

AND TUMBLR MOMMY!!! WE CAN FINISH THE GRAND CANYON ONE :3

Finally. LOL

-snickers-

Took me forever to remember which email I put this on….

you could have given it the same name as the character sweetie.

Blah but I didn’t

-shrugs-

Anyways, I’m here

Do you ahve links for me>

//YOU GUYS

my12percentofamoment:

bestshagyoulleverhave:

GUESS WHICH ACCOUNT I’M GONNA LOG ONTO

JAMES

SO TIMMEH YOU NEED TO GET YER ASS TO COTY AND MAKE HIM TALK CAUSE WE NEED TO STOP THA FREAKING PAIN OKAY

AND TUMBLR MOMMY!!! WE CAN FINISH THE GRAND CANYON ONE :3

Finally. LOL

-snickers-

Took me forever to remember which email I put this on….

allyourbittersweet:

theangelshavetheblue-box:

allyourbittersweet:

“Something more formal. Got a meeting with some foreign nobles today. Business partners.” He walked to the table, picking up a piece of ham with bare hand to put in his mouth, “Better look as fancy as possible.” He said sarcastically with a snort, looking over at the closet and James next to it, “Get the nicest shirt and that purple jerkin.”

James had no idea what the hell a jerkin was and the damn noble had so much purple in his closet that he couldn’t just make a guess and hope he got it right. Sighing, he grabbed what he thought to be the nicest shirt and some strange thing that more than likely was not a jerkin.

Himeros paused, staring at the clothes James pulled out, chewing on his breakfast. “…” He licked his fingers clean before walking up to the other, turning around and opened his arms to let the slave put the shirt on for him, “A jerkin’s a vest, James.”

"Oh," he said, looking at the ground in embarrassment for a moment. Why was he embarrassed? It wasn’t like he could possibly know that. He hadn’t been raised wearing jerkins or dress shirts. He’d worn the tattered rags he could find and had been lucky if he could find some sort of clothing that was comfortable and didn’t irritate the skin whenever he moved. He slid the shirt onto Himeros silently, walking around so that he could do up the lacings.

allyourbittersweet:

theangelshavetheblue-box:

allyourbittersweet:

“Fine.” He groaned and pulled himself up from the comfortable position, leaving a man shape bent in the mattress, which soon started to resume its shape. “Work alright today?” He eyed the other as he got out of the bed, noting the sweat and dirt on the man’s body.

“It was fine,” he said, turning away from the bed to walk over to Himeros’ closet. “Whadd’re ya gonna wear today, sir?

“Something more formal. Got a meeting with some foreign nobles today. Business partners.” He walked to the table, picking up a piece of ham with bare hand to put in his mouth, “Better look as fancy as possible.” He said sarcastically with a snort, looking over at the closet and James next to it, “Get the nicest shirt and that purple jerkin.”

James had no idea what the hell a jerkin was and the damn noble had so much purple in his closet that he couldn’t just make a guess and hope he got it right. Sighing, he grabbed what he thought to be the nicest shirt and some strange thing that more than likely was not a jerkin.